How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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