- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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