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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

yolo your orange looks orange

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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