- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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