- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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