roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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sucks Syntax...

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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