- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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