Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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