- Anti Joke

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

I named my son ps2 controller

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

a. why? b. because

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication