Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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