What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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