You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

my egg roll

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Pickles are powerful

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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