Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Jack Stevens

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

don't just stand there

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

vitamin c

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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