- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

Sixty... eight

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I enjoy Popcorn

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

identical jokes get different votes.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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