There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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