- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

123 f*ck off

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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