Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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A young baby died.

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