- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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