- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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kieran is a homosexual

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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