why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

I'd like to make a withdraw

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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