- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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