- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Japan

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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