- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Want to hear a joke? Obama

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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