- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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