My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Knock Knock Who's there

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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