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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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poopy is poopy

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call an blank test? an F

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

poopy is poopy

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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