- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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