There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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