What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Then none of us want to be right.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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