what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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