Your girlfriend.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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A black student graduated High School

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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