What is older than history?

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A American seeking into mexico

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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