I think everybody should have a penis.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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