- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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