Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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