- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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