pull my finger (farts)

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Pickles are powerful

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

my egg roll

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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