Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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