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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats my name? Matt

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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