- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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