Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Small Penis.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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