- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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