How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Chlamydia

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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