- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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