- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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