Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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