- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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