- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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