What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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