A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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im gay

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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