If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Your sex life.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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I am quite mature.

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WOw you have no life

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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