Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Cripples are lame.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Dumb

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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