- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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