whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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