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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

it's funny because it's funny

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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