- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Women deserve equal rights.

why does the man appear fat he is

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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