Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Dwight Howard

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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