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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

it's funny because it's funny

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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