What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

The Ohio State Buckeyes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Alchohol.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock Knock? Come in.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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