Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Happy Monday!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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