Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Happy Monday!

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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