- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

autistic kids rock

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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