- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mother just died.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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