why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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