- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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