What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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