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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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ever tried african food? they neither

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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