- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Democracy.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

woman's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

dead dibbs

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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