Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

You know what's funny? Rape

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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