- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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