Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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