- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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