Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A bar walks into a man

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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