- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Cancer. Super Cancer.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Want to hear a joke? No.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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