- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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