How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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