- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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