- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.