An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

* anti-punchline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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