- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

I enjoy Popcorn

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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