Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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