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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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