A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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