There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Poop

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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