- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

knock knock go away!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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