What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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