- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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