- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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