Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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