- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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