Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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