- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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