- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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