- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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