Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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