- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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