Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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You idiot.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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