- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I am quite mature.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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