- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Women's rights.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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