Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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