- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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