Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Camerons hair is Curly..

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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