What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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