Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why so serious ?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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