- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

I have a really funny joke.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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