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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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