What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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