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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Sir, your wife is dead

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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