- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Sam Hengal.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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