roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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