How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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