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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.