- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Women's professional sports

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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