- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did? Yes

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What's the new green? Green

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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