What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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