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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Sarah Palin.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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