bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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im gay

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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