- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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