- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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