- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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