- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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