Skinny people fart less.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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sure!

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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