How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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how do you win a game try your best

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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