Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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