- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Nero, sure you are okay?

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