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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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