What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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