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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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