- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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