- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Your sex life.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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