Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

My mom

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

guess what>? your mum lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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