- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Womens rights

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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