Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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