Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Women's professional sports

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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