- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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