A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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