- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's professional sports

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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