- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

whats white jizz

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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