- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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