What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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