what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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pee

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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