What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Women's rights

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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thermodynamics?

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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