knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Anti Joke

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