What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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