What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Refridgerator.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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