- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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