- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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