- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Justin Bieber.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Men's rights

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I'm Polish.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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