the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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