- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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