- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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