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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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