- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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