Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Your Mom The End.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

. . I am a whale

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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