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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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