- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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