- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

I have a horse.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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