- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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